awful

My favourite conversation today at the Lodge went like this:

Snarky Resident, "Excuse me, can you tell me what's going on in this place this afternoon?"

Me, "We have a tea party happening down at the end of the hall

or you can join the group in the dining room who are working on a crossword together."

Snarky, "Oh!  I hate that.  That sounds awful.  I'd rather go up to my room and die."